joke.
The Husband lay dying. The Wife was by his bedside. He said in a tired voice, -“There’s something I must confess.”
-“Shhh”, said the wife. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s all right.”
-“No” the husband replied “I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mom!”
-“I know,” she whispered “That’s why I poisoned you, you bastard, now close your eyes…